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When the Farting Begins
My boyfriend at the time was not a small boy. He was a proud former football player and still built like one, too. It was the middle of the night, when all of the sudden I heard him making pushing...
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Chihuahua terrorizes neighberhood
Killer Police in southern Sweden, who were called out to apprehend a loose dog that was reportedly terrorizing a neighbourhood in the Käglinge district of Malmö, were surprised to find that the...
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Nun Has Bad Habit
A nun has apparently been caught on CCTV stealing BEER from a convenience store fridge. Footage shows a woman in a nun’s habit having a sneaky look around before slipping a can into her pocket. She...
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Red Vinyl Chairs Must Be Killed
I was THU (Tired Hungry and Unreasonable) a community meeting went way too long. I wanted to eat, turn on my Mp3 player and just be still.. Food meant now, anything warm at a Seven Eleven a gulp...
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Michael Jock,”Standing his Ground” at the Little Ceasars Pizza on 4th Street
St Petersburg, Florida, 49 year old Randal White was unhappy with the speed of the staff at the North Fourth Street Little Caesars Pizza. Enter, 52 year old Michael Jock, who basically said, “hey...
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Trapped on RT next to a man with Horrific Breath
The plan: Light Rail out to the Folsom Outlets. Get a little reading done and a little lunch at the shopping center. Detour 1: Rite Aid on K Streets for breath mints (an omen?) Detour 2: Changing...
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Moscow Waiters, Don’t Snatch My Plate!
Save for price, Muscovites should be proud of their developing restaurant scene. But there is one inescapable thing from an expat perspective that drives me crazy about Moscow restaurants: Plate...
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Local Pet Owner Seeks Cat Exorcist
As Seen in Sacramento‘s Craigslist (pets) desperately seeking exorcist for my cat Seeking pet exorcist to perform exorcism on my evil cat noodles, possessed by the devil itself. She was so loving...
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BIG MAN RIDES: Mazda Miata (Wedging an XXXL into a Large)
Introduced in 1990 the Mazda Miata was an instant hit. It was a spot on interpretation of the 1960 British Roadsters and unlike the British cars it was reliable. The small convertible has...
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BIG MAN RIDES: Has the world gone mad!
Unlike Europe, America has never really embraced small cars. In the midwest large cars rule, in the south its the pickup. God help you if your driving a Smart Car on the Interstates . In America,...
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